bayleef: like i know obama himself doesnt run his blog but sometimes i like to think he just sits there in the oval office and people come up to him like ok obama we need you to look over this president stuff and hes like ok wait just come look at this funny cat real quick
On the bus recently...
Me: -minding my own business writing in my notepad in Nordic Runes-
Some Bitch: -sits down next to me and glances at my notepad-
What kind of freak are you?
-Glances at my legs-
Oh, that kind of freak.
Me: Excuse me? What did you just fucking say?
Some Bitch: You're a freak. You're writing in code, you emo loser.
Me: First of all, I'm writing in the Elder Futhark Runes. And secondly, don't fucking judge me by my scars.
Bus driver: Do we have a problem back here, ladies?
Some Bitch: (Yes, she actually fucking said this. I didn't believe it either) Yeah, we do. I don't want this emo freak anywhere near me.
Me: I was here 20 fucking minutes before you!
Bus driver: I understand, your problem, miss. Here, I'll escort you elsewhere.
-Leads that fucking bitch straight off his goddamn bus-
Have a lovely day.
Me: -Gives bus driver hug-
Bus driver: My daughter battled depression and self harm for 4 years. Nobody deserves to ever be treated like that.